Sept. 18, 2025
Important thing
While I was learning in solitude in library, the stomach signaled the need to release human waste. So I got up out of chair and brisk walked through tables to find restroom. Luckily there are toilets for each floor; Pushiment for not evacuate my bowel in morning is not servere.Then I assume my squat position, ready to let them out. As my rectum opened its gate, happiness, joy and relief rushed into my mind. But those emotions stopped immediately after I noticed the lack of tissue papers in my crossbody bag. Before I used my pen's barrel free my anus from dirty things, I found out there is a brochure in my pocket. I relieved that I don't need to risk tip of the pen stabbed my skin. Little I know tissues exist with a reason. The moment brochure touched my skin, I feeled unmentionable feeling. In the end, I left that public toliet as a new person, broken and jaded. Let this be a cautionary tale to folks how important tissue papers are.
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Sso I got up out of chair and brisk walked throughpast the tables to find restroom.
It is improper to start a sentence with "so"
Luckily there are toilets foron each floor; Pthe pushiment for not evacuateing my bowels in the morning iwas not servere. Then, I assumed my squat position, ready to let ithem out.
Before I used my pen's barrel to free my anus from dirty things, I found outness, I discovered there iwas a brochure in my pocket.
I relieved that I doidn't need to risk tip of the pen stabbed my skistabbing my skin with the tip of the pen.
Little did I know, tissues exist withfor a reason.
The moment the brochure touched my skin, I feeledlt an unmentionable feeling.
Let this be a cautionary tale to folks about how important tissue papers are is.
At least in America, it is called "toilet paper". Tissue paper is used to wrap gifts.
Feedback
Absolutely hysterical, I just had to respond. Thank you for making me laugh and great job overall, your vocabulary is very good.
Sept. 19, 2025
You're welcome! I get inspiration from CrankyCat's writing style that is formal no matter what topic he writes.
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Important thing |
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While I was learning in solitude in library, the stomach signaled the need to release human waste. While I was learning in solitude in the library, |
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So I got up out of chair and brisk walked through tables to find restroom.
It is improper to start a sentence with "so" |
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Luckily there are toilets for each floor; Pushiment for not evacuate my bowel in morning is not servere.Then I assume my squat position, ready to let them out. Luckily there are toilets |
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As my rectum opened its gate, happiness, joy and relief rushed into my mind. |
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But those emotions stopped immediately after I noticed the lack of tissue papers in my crossbody bag. |
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Before I used my pen's barrel free my anus from dirty things, I found out there is a brochure in my pocket. Before I used my pen's barrel to free my anus from dirt |
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I relieved that I don't need to risk tip of the pen stabbed my skin. I relieved that I d |
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Little I know tissues exist with a reason. Little did I know, tissues exist |
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The moment brochure touched my skin, I feeled unmentionable feeling. The moment the brochure touched my skin, I fe |
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In the end, I left that public toliet as a new person, broken and jaded. |
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Let this be a cautionary tale to folks how important tissue papers are. Let this be a cautionary tale to folks about how important tissue paper At least in America, it is called "toilet paper". Tissue paper is used to wrap gifts. |
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